You're a beautiful human being covered in snack crumbs and that's perfectly fine. Relate to our black kitty whose head got stuck in the chip bag again. 3.25" x 2.5" embroidered patch with merrowed edge and adhesive backing - like a really sticky sticker! Can also be ironed on or sewn for additional hold. This patch has plastic-free packaging - comes on a 4.5"H x 3"W recycled cardboard backing, attached by rose gold coloured staples.